It’s My Birthday: 54 Things I Know About Me

Yes, yes, it’s all about me. 54 things that I know, for sure. Plus Velcro shoes, Harvey Wallbangers, Hugh Grant, witty WhatsApps, satisfying swear words and meeting 18 year olds for coffee.

It’s not actually my birthday until tomorrow but, you know, semantics. Celebrations started yesterday with tapas for lunch and a wine bar for dinner and are continuing this morning with a massage and facial, followed by a night out at Pocklington Arts Centre watching Angela Barnes. By the time I actually reach the big day, I’ll undoubtedly have peaked…